All right! You didn’t give me a specific scenario so I’m sorry if what I write isn’t what you were looking for specifically.
TT: Jane, I sent you Lil’ Seb in order to help you out and keep you out of danger. There is no reason for you to feel hesitant to call upon him, for anything.
GG: But I feel like if I were to do anything beyond his abilities, he could break! Or at least not work as well as he had before.
TT: Jane. He is a robot. He is built to help, and he can be fixed if and when necessary. There is no reason for you to worry over trivial things such as that.
GG: Well I suppose you are correct.
GG: I’m going to go attempt to take a shower with this blasted cast on.
TT: You wouldn’t be having to fret over that if you had just called Lil’ Sebastian.
GG: Grrr! I was just worried about the poor creature! I know he is a robot but he must have some sort of personal thoughts and, maybe even, feelings.
GG: I’ll talk to you later. I might as well try out this shower while it is still bright out.
TT: Later then.
gustyGumshoe [GG] ceased pestering timaeusTestified [TT]
How this all took place is still a bit unclear to you. Jane hadn’t told you in detail and you hadn’t pried. You know how flustered she gets when she wants to hide something and hiding that is being threatened. You would never put her in an uncomfortable situation if you can avoid it.
All you can do is think about what to do. You could encrypt commands into Lil’ Seb to always be watching Jane, just in case. She may realize and become angry but it is for the best. You promised that you would protect her. You quickly use your shades to do that very plan. Your Lil’ Sebastian view port shows you that he is already heading towards Jane. Quickly, you minimize the viewing window. You would never peak at Jane in the shower. That is dishonest and low. As a firm believer in wooing a girl through honest means, you refrain from doing anything without her permission; save for the little action with Sebastian. It needed to be done.
Since Jane is in the shower and no one else seems to be online, you tinker with some spare parts on your desk while you wait. You manage to compose a miniature rainbow dash figurine that walks in a small circle and occasionally jumps. Some say you are amazing but this is simply second nature to you.
A familiar ding emanates from your computer. Jane is out of the shower and pestering you once again. Automatically your body moves to see what she has typed.
gustyGumshoe [GG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT]
GG: Hoo hoo! I am clean and I have not destroyed my cast! Success.
TT: Congratulations. You should win all of the awards. All of them. It takes such skill to shower with a plastic bag on your leg. You truly are talented. You’re as talented as a concert pianist playing a two-handed song when only possessing eight fingers. Amazing.
GG: Yeah yeah, your sarcasm is *soooo* funny Dirk. I’m laughing a lot right now. I can barely contain myself. Haa haa hee hoo.
TT: Ouch, harsh.
The two of you continue to chat for several hours. There never seems to be “nothing to say” in your conversations. This is true chemistry. This is a strong relationship. You hope all of your plans will fall into place so you can ask her out. It will be a hard relationship due to the miles separating you, but you can make it work. You can beat the miles. The miles are no obstacle for you.
GG: You’re just so compassionate. I can’t believe you don’t have a girlfriend. Those girls are missing out.
Maybe you don’t need to wait for those plans. Maybe it would be nice to take a risk for once.
TT: Speaking of that, I have something I need to talk to you about.
GG: Oh ho! Could it be the stone-cold-Dirk has finally found “the one?” :O
TT: Yeah. I’m pretty sure that’s what it is.
Ohohoho cliff hanger
I’m so mean I’m sorry
Now you are left to fantasize about what happens next. It’s bound to be an adorable adventure. (I am willing to write further a little later if you ask. I just need to finish the ones some others have requested.)
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